Curse

nightrunner · Oct 23, 2005, 06:52 AM // 06:52

Ok... So the title sort of explains it. I'll start!

Why do people scramble their eggs?

huh · Oct 23, 2005, 06:57 AM // 06:57

So they can cover the taste of the yolk (for me anyway cos I hate the taste of yolk)

Why do we have to learn basic math (+, x, -, /) when we can just use the calculator?
I mean really...who the hell does math in their head nowadays?

Lasareth · Oct 23, 2005, 06:58 AM // 06:58

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Originally Posted by huh

So they can cover the taste of the yolk (for me anyway cos I hate the taste of yolk)

Why do we have to learn basic math (+, x, -, /) when we can just use the calculator?
I mean really...who the hell does math in their head nowadays?

To prepare for the day sin destroys all machina

Why is grass green?

Gustav Gloomp · Oct 23, 2005, 06:58 AM // 06:58

maybe not everyone has calculators.
why are there so many different brands of tissues?

nightrunner · Oct 23, 2005, 07:01 AM // 07:01

Because there are lots of people that need to blow their noses.

Why do I have speakers if I always use my headphones?

conker · Oct 23, 2005, 07:04 AM // 07:04

To make it(where u have ur comp) look better

Why do u ask dumb questions?

Arturo02 · Oct 23, 2005, 08:28 AM // 08:28

why did the chicken cross the road?

chaos dragoon · Oct 23, 2005, 09:12 AM // 09:12

to get to the other side

when will a chicken be able to cross the road without its motives being questioned?

huh · Oct 23, 2005, 09:24 AM // 09:24

When other animals start crossing the road.

Why bother buying PC magazines when everything is online?

unienaule · Oct 23, 2005, 09:35 AM // 09:35

To stare at the hot... speakers.

Why do people like horror movies?

IceD'Bear · Oct 23, 2005, 10:11 AM // 10:11

42.

Why am I posting in this thread?

Lag Hell · Oct 23, 2005, 10:44 AM // 10:44

because the button told u to

why... doo i feeel soo stoneed...

Charcoal Ann · Oct 23, 2005, 10:50 AM // 10:50

well. because last night you decided to go to russia to get yourself some REAL vodka. you didn't have much time so you had to bribe a fighter pilot and the entire high command with large quantities of drugs. while they were taking these drugs some of it came out of their ears and so YOU got high as well. the pilot that flew you to russia was also off his head and was constantly singing 'she'll be coming round the mountain' all the way. you got there and, finding that you were short of time had to drink the vodke on the way home. you let the pilot have quite a few snifters and so you were made queesy by the smell and the frantic dodging and weaving of the plane. he then crashed into your street when you get back and you were catapulted from your seat into your bed. flying through 4 walls in the process.

why badgers?

Calnaion Blackhawk · Oct 23, 2005, 12:30 PM // 12:30

because they can dance in a comical fasion

why are floppy disk not at all floppy?

Dri Tera · Oct 23, 2005, 12:33 PM // 12:33

cause they are flat, I don't know :?

why is the guy in the guy above me's avatar banging his head?

Rancour · Oct 23, 2005, 12:41 PM // 12:41

Because he'd rather be my avatar.

Why on earth doesn't Claude have a mouth on the above posters avatar?

Xue Yi Liang · Oct 23, 2005, 01:10 PM // 13:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by nightrunner

Why do I have speakers if I always use my headphones?

Why are you asking us? YOU'RE the one who bought them!

nightrunner · Oct 23, 2005, 04:44 PM // 16:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

Why are you asking us? YOU'RE the one who bought them!

I know... it's supposed to be a dumb question.

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Originally Posted by Rancour

Why on earth doesn't Claude have a mouth on the above posters avatar?

Because (it's Cloud, btw. You've been playing too much GW) the artist didn't have a mouth either... and he was expressing his emotions in his artwork.

Why do we park in a driveway but drive on parkways?

huh · Oct 23, 2005, 05:05 PM // 17:05

Because English is a confused and confusing language and further proven with my next dumb question.

Why is it when we transport something by car its a shipment, but when by ship its cargo?

The Mighty Toe · Oct 23, 2005, 05:18 PM // 17:18

Because life is confusing and you should just go and hide in a cardboard box in the corner... Seriously, go. Now. Do it. Don't make me come down there.

Why do people run from me?